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TOP TEN SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN
10. IN COURSE OF LIFE, WILL EAT OWN WEIGHT IN SLIM JIMS
9. HAS HAD AT LEAST ONE SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH A GABOR
SISTER
8. CAN NAME MORE NINJA TURTLES THAN SUPREME COURT
JUSTICES
7. CAN'T STAND THEM NO GOOD STINKIN' SWEDES
6. WATCHES 14 HOURS OF TELEVISION A DAY, NONE OF IT CBS
5. THINKS THOMAS JEFFERSON IS "THAT FUNNY BLACK GUY WHO
WAS MARRIED TO WEEZIE"
4. HAS THE MATHEMATICAL ABILITIES OF A CLYDESDALE
3. HAS BEEN REJECTED FROM THE SIMPSON JURY THREE TIMES
2. THINKS THAT EBERT COULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SISKEL
1. HATES JOB, HATES SPOUSE, HATES, LIFE, LOVES CHEETOS
Letterman, Tuesday November 1, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994